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TOP 20 Spongebob Quotes

TOP 20 Spongebob Quotes

20. What’s funnier than 24? 25.

19. Takin out the trash…AT NIGHT

18. He’s looooooong, tan, and handsome

17. “S” for Spongebob and “S” for Sandy…So they can identify our bodies!

16.Is this the Krusty Krab? NO! This is Patrick!

15. What could be worse than a gaint paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES.

14. Happy Leif Ericson Day!

13. Here lie Squidward’s hopes and dreams

12. What did you wish for Patrick? “Another piece of paper!”

11. Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

10. Photosynthesis!

9. It’s a good thing I’m wearing my anti-sea rhinocerous undergarments.

8. CHAWCLATE

7. Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas

6. Meowwwww

5. It’s the hash-slinging slasher!

4. Holographic meat loaf…my favorite!

3. Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

2. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo….come on Spongebob, this is first grade!

1. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen…HE WAS NUMBER 1!